Rip Them Off Steam

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Rip Them Off is a minimalistic new puzzle game of economic
management and tower defense. The Board needs its profit, and it’s
up to you to line the streets with shops the masses can’t resist.
Choose your locations, pick your stores and earn enough to advance
up the corporate ladder with its increasingly difficult
challenges!

Welcome [New Hire Name Here]. We’re proud¹ to have you as the
newest member² of our [Product Name Here] sales team. Here at
[Subsidiary Company Name Here] we’re passionately committed to
[Vague Passionate Commitment Here] and we know you are too³.

Here at [Company Name] we’re all about giving the people what they
want, and what they want is [Product Name] (the ad boys have seen
to that!⁴).

As a valuable member of our [Company] family⁵ this is where you
come in.

¹ Any assertion of pride is purely performative and does not
reflect the Board’s opinion of individual employees
² Unless otherwise stated new employees shall be referred to as
“Office Drone”
³ Please see Standard Employee Contract section 11b Subsection 12:
“Your New Personal Opinions”
⁴ Any suggestion of consumer manipulation by [Company Name]
advertising practices is purely hypothetical
⁵ [Company Name] is a registered corporation and not a familial
unit. Please see Employee Contract section 154a, “Knowing Your
{Lack Of} Rights”

Choose

Maximising profit and satisfying the board will require
planning. In each city, utilise suspiciously* empty locations and
create an inescapable maze of retail opportunities the masses
simply won’t be able to refuse!

*not suspicious at all

Spend

Those stores aren’t gonna build themselves*! Make sure to
prioritise your earning potential by managing your budget: buy the
right stores in the right locations at the right price.

*Self-building stores coming in [Unobtainable Release Date
Here]!

Earn

Once you build it, they will come. And keep coming! But it’ll
take more than one location to satisfy the Board’s exponential
profiteering*. Combine locations and store types to really take
them for all they’re worth and open up exciting new opportunities
around the world!

*Year on year growth is currently set at a more-than-reasonable
3015%

• An innovative new type of game: Combining
  puzzle mechanics with tower defense games, Rip Them Off is a new
  breed of challenge, easy to pick up but hard to master.
• Gorgeous design: Evoke your inner Mad Man with
  1950s inspired music and graphics.
• Addictive gameplay: Each new city provides an
  increasingly devilish challenge. Can you make it all the way to the
  biggest metropoles?
• Challenge your friends: Who’s the best rip off
  merchant? Compete against your friends and/or rivals with the
  leaderboard feature to find out who comes out on top.
• Map of the Moment: Hone your capitalistic edge
  post-launch with Map of the Moment, showcasing revamped versions of
  your favourite maps with fun modifiers to keep you on your
  toes.
• Go fast or slow: Control the flow of time to
  make sure your strategies unfold with perfection.

Choose your location, choose your stores, give the people what
they want. And of course, don’t forget to…

Rip them off!

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